Went to "a provider I won't name yet Premium Facilities" in Los Angeles last week. Address checked out on their site. I was evaluating colo for a 2U box.
What I found: suburban house, three-car garage, window AC unit rattling, one rack visible through open door. Guy in t-shirt answered. Claimed "we are expanding to suite B soon."
I asked about power. "20A circuit, shared with house." I asked about cooling. "We have redundant units." Pointed at two window units. I asked about bandwidth. "1 Gbps fiber, very fast."
I did not ask about RAM. There was no RAM to ask about. Just a garage with a single 42U and a dehumidifier.
Took photos. Left. Filed chargeback yesterday — they had billed me $400 "setup fee" before I even shipped. Card company sided with me in 48 hours.
Posting red flags I missed. Add yours.
- No video tour offered, only photos
- Address matches residential on Google Street View (I checked after, not before — my fault)
- ARIN WHOIS for their /24 shows reassignment from residential cable ISP
- No ASN of their own
- Terms of service hosted on Google Sites
- Support answers in minutes at 2 AM but takes days at 2 PM
But how much RAM? Not enough. Never enough.