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Most ridiculous thing you have ever run on a VPS?

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#41
Nadia said:
Cron job

Oh I am buy yesterday the GreenCloudVPS vps very cheap lah

I am run the bot to send "xixixi" to my own telegram every 5 minute

Nobody read xixixi only me read xixixi

I am think this is art maybe? Xixixi

2 #42

I once ran a full Windows Server 2019 instance on a KnownHost VPS (https://www.knownhost.com) purely to host a single Access database for a book club. The Linux users in this thread would have wept. It cost me $18 a month and the database had twelve records. In my experience, it was perfectly stable, though I recognize this is not a popular opinion here.

Have you tried restarting it?
#43
wendy said:
$18 a month

2GB? 4GB? You're burning money on inefficiency

My OVHcloud box has 128GB ECC, 24 cores, and I run a single Redis instance with one key. ONE KEY. The key is "hello". The value is "world". Latency is 0.02ms. I could run the entire book club in L1 cache. This is how you VPS.

#44
HeadRich said:
128GB ECC

Same but different. I have Hostinger VPS with 1GB RAM only, but I run 47 Docker container, all hello-world. They exit immediately, so I just restart them with cron. My server is 99% idle but docker ps show many line. Same but different.

type-1 or go home
#45
blubhyper said:
My server is 99% idle but docker ps show many line.

docker ps | grep hello | wc -l | while read count | do | echo "vanity metrics" | logger | done | cron reads this | pipes to journald | journalctl | grep vanity | wc -l | the number grows | I have a HostHatch box https://hosthatch.com | dedicated to counting containers | that count themselves | no other punctuation | only pipes | sed 's/meaning/|/g'

#46
pavel_train said:
Only pipes

This is very funny 😅 I have make the same with my Hetzner vps since 2 days

It is possible to do that? I have install the minecraft but only for the chicken, I don't play lol

The chicken is alone since 2 days, I think he is happy? I don't know

I pay 4€ for this, my mother say I am crazy but I am say "it is my hobby" xixixi

Vive la résistance... électrique
#47
lucgone said:
Minecraft but only for the chicken

Ok so I had this malý server on RackNerd once and I ran nothing but nix-collect-garbage in a loop for three days straight ~ just to watch the store shrink and grow shrink and grow like a breathing thing arch btw the systemd unit was called garbage-breathing.service and it had a nice value of -20 because obviously garbage collection deserves priority over everything else my uptime was 420 days when they finally emailed me about the disk thrashing

#48

Hej no I am do on HostHatch malý server

Into config I put only pxe boot for one laptop in my house no he boot only when I am forget to turn off

On server is nothing else only dhcp hej tftp no

He is consume 200MB ram for give me into house one ip address no

I am pay 4$ for this no I am happy mano no caramba

boot anything, anywhere, anytime
#49

PetraSuper said:
200MB ram
Oh thats nothing haha I used to run cPanel on a 512MB box at CloudCone (https://cloudcone.com) just for the license validation to ping home it would eat 400MB before apache even woke up the single domain on it was localhost.localdomain and I had hotlink protection enabled for nothing I paid $15 a month to watch lfd send me emails about emails about emails until I had 4000 unread in roundcube and the inbox was the only thing running

6 #50

1. Responding to cpanelliw780's email situation
A) this reminds me of my own setup
B) @cpanelliw780 you inspired me
2. Current Leaseweb VPS specs:
1) 1 vCPU
2) 512MB RAM
3) 10GB SSD
3. What I run on it:
1. Postfix
2. Dovecot
3. Spamassassin
4. Roundcube
5. Mailman
6. I only email myself
7. I have 47 filters
8. None deliver anywhere
9. All bounce back
10. I read the bounces
4. Monthly cost: $2.50
I) worth it?
Ii) definately not
Iii) will I stop?
Iv) see item 4.iii

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