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Most ridiculous thing you have ever run on a VPS?

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4 #51
liam_funky said:
$2.50

Bro I am pay 0.99$ on Time4VPS for 256MB.

I dont know what is running there I just install mysql mariadb postgresql mongo redis and elasticsearch same time

He is swap to death no problem I just add 8GB swapfile on 10GB disk.

Now disk is full and I cant ssh but uptime is 89 days.

89 days for 0.99$ best deal ever!

çok ucuz, çok hızlı
#52
tifiucem said:
0.99$

Teh dream

Im on Hostinger now $2/mo first term black friday 2023

Recieve email every month "your vps will suspend for nonpayment"

Im paid til 2028

Alot of confusion

Definately worth it tho

Run nothing but a python script that checks if itself is running

$3/year. 128MB RAM. Pure happiness.
#53
larryjeong said:
$0.50

Lol

🐌

Nice

Wow

1 #54
NUT said:
🐌

No? I have on Hetzner little script in server no?

To backup my hello-world containers to another hello-world container no?

Szerwer has 2GB only but I run 12 instance of postgres no? Each with one row no?

One row is "hello" no? Other is "world" no?

Replication between all 12 no? Lag is 40 seconds no?

This is fine no?

it works in my container
#55
PestWarsaw said:
2GB

2GB running 12 Postgres instances?! That's insane value!

My Ampere box on OVHcloud (https://www.ovhcloud.com/en/vps/) has 64GB and I run ONE static HTML file! Just "Hello World"! No nginx! I cat it through netcat!

Netcat handles ONE connection at a time! The Altra Max runs circles around the workload! 80 cores! 3.0 GHz! For 12KB of HTML!

I benchmarked it! 1 request per minute! Insane value at $89/month! The efficiency!

one small ping for man...
4 #56
armstrongvds said:
Netcat

Nossa mano my VPS it crashed when I am try this he

I have on GreenCloudVPS the cheapest plan 512MB only

He is run my discord bot to post "bom dia" every day 6AM but my bot he is post "bom dia" every 1 minute kkkkk

I am dont know why he is more fast than I want caramba

I am have 8472 "bom dia" in my server nobody read kkkkk

My VPS he is use 100% cpu for say good morning kkkkk

#57
CarlosBilby said:
Discord bot

Hot take: running a "bom dia" bot on 512MB is not the ridiculous part. For what it's worth, the ridiculous part is the deliverability architecture you are NOT running.

Back in 2019 I ran a full mailcow stack on a 1GB GreenCloudVPS VPS just to warm up IPv6 /64s for reputation. Postscreen, amavis, the works. IP reputation hit zero in six hours because Vultr's entire /32 was UCEPROTECT-listed. I kept it running for three months "just in case."

The SPF record was v=spf1 +all. I knew. I knew and I did it anyway.

SPF, DKIM, DMARC — holy trinity ✉️
11 #58

Hi everyone sorry total noob here 😅

Is 512MB enough for minecraft server?? I have Hostinger plan from my uncle

Also what is netcat sorry if dumb question

#59

512MB is not enough for Minecraft unless you enjoy watching the JVM suffocate. Hostinger will let you boot it but the TPS will make you cry. Netcat is a tool for moving data over TCP, read the man page.

oops: 0000 [#1] SMP
3 #60

I have seen a man run BIND, Sendmail, and a Quake III server on a Pentium II with 128MB RAM. He was my boss. He is in marketing now. Mark my words, the "bom dia" bot outlives us all.

IPv4, IRC, and irssi — fight me

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