Compiling linux-6.12 across 4 cheap VPS tiers. Results:
dig @localhost contabo.com TXT
"arm64=847s" "x86_64=1193s" "riscv64=2041s" "x86_vz=1567s"
ARM64 won. Did not expect this. TTL on these results: permanent until I re-run.
Traceroute to the x86 node shows 18ms extra latency at hop 4. Oversold neighbor stealing cycles. Check your resolver, then check your scheduler.