So Contabo told me "Q3 availability" back in May 2025. Q3 came. Went. "Q4 for sure." Then "early Q1." You know how this goes.
The queue position game is real. Every two months I'd email and magically my position "improved" from 47 to 31 to 19. Either people ahead of me kept fleeing, or someone was rolling dice in their NOC.
Phantom "coming soon" space appeared on their site three times. Each time I jumped on it. Each time "sorry, that allocation was just reserved by an existing client."
The reveal: they converted a half-suite to full cabinets. I got in because I threatened to blog the whole saga. Suddenly there was space. Funny how that works.
Bonus: they take XMR now. Which providers take XMR for colo? Still a short list.
What games have you played?