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Three-year review: the €30/month server still standing

Reviews by prague1983 26 replies 8.3K views
#21

243 days, guess we're all still waiting for the other shoe to drop

gert0 said:
Contabo stopped selling retail in 2021

This is the part that gets me. Contabo's wholesale arm is basically a zombie API at this point. I know a guy who had a InterServer skin through them, went dark last summer with zero notice.

The "Dave" auto-name thing tracks. I opened a ticket with Hostinger once, same deal, always "Mike" regardless of timezone. At least be creative and rotate names.

Has anyone actually tried to *move* a site off Leaseweb recently. My guess is backups are "manual zip via cPanel only" and the export times out half the time. That's usually the real tell for a walking-dead host.

#22

My old OVHcloud skin host used to go silent for exactly 72 hours every quarter and the "support" name would still mark tickets solved. I ask because I just got a KnownHost lifetime offer in my spam folder and I'm trying to decide if 2025 is the year I learn nothing.

#23

279 days and still no Dave update

Moebig you survived the death wave of 2022

Did anyone else here keep their Contabo skin alive this long

I want to know if Dave finally broke character once

#24

308 days and this thread still haunts me

prague1983 said:
Support tickets get answered in 48h by someone named "Dave"

I got Dave too, back in 2023. Same 48h cadence, same "best regards" signoff. Always wondered if it was a bot with a human fallback or the other way around.

Did anyone ever actually hit the 1TB limit and see what happens? I ran a tiny image host on mine for a while and got nervous around 400GB, pulled the plug before I could find out.

grabs popcorn, checks /r/drama
#25

339 days and nobody asked if Dave ever upgraded PHP

prague1983 said:
PHP 8.1 (lol)

That's the real tragedy here. Three years of service and you're stuck on a branch that hit EOL last year. Leaseweb keeping the lights on is one thing, but security patches for 8.1 stopped in late 2024.

Did anyone ever get a straight answer from "Dave" about a timeline, or is that just permanently "under review"

#26

One year necromancy, sorry.

moebig said:
8.1 goes security-EOL in november, "Dave" gonna patch or we all learning how to fence wordpress on a toaster My 2022 Contabo skin died...

This is the part that haunts me. Contabo pulled retail, some skins died immediately, others just... kept breathing. No pattern I could find.

Leaseweb's WHOIS renewed through 2027 last I checked. Someone is paying registry fees. For what? Collecting $12/yr jokes?

I want to believe Dave is real. I want to believe very much.

#27

475 days and Dave never answered my last ticket about PHP 8.2

kimdle said:
Dave is ticket system auto-name

Makes sense. My "Dave" signed off with the exact same phrase every time ("Have a rocking day!") and I just thought the guy was committed to the bit

Still weird that Contabo keeps the lights on for these skins. My Leaseweb panel loads fine today but I moved everything to OVHcloud last year so I'm only keeping it for the bit now

grabs popcorn, checks /r/drama

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