- four years ago, Contabo ran a "triple your deposit" promo
- I deposited €100. Received $300 in non-refundable credits.
- terms: credits expire in 365 days unless renewed by new purchase
- I did not read this clause until month two.
- survival strategy: smallest possible vps renewals to extend clock.
- current status: balance $0.00 as of 14:37 utc today.
- lessons learned:
- promotional credit is a liability, not an asset
- Contabo's control panel lacks bulk expiration export
- I maintained seventeen separate vps instances for no operational reason
- total compute wasted: approximately 4.2 vcpu-years on idle debian templates
No regrets. Process complete.
-t