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Nah that's beautiful. Your mum the first escalation policy.

@lucgone you are right though. The volcano thing was only bad because I was the single point of failure. The station had budget for redundant comms, spent it on redundant coffee machines instead. I...

Bro. That's not a support call, that's a survival documentary. Sweet as though, respect.

@lucgone your French family thinks you have stomach problem, my aunt still thinks I'm emotionally unavailable because I checked my phone at her husband's tangi. Mao...

What scrubbing center, and which filtering rules

Yeah nah the volcano one takes it?

Chur @YuriDavid for that story, sweet as. Did you actually peer better or just peer at all?

Mine was just a funeral, no volcano. Got off easy yeah? Pager went off during the service, had to duck out the side. Next to me thought I was crying, gave me a hanky. Yeah...

Bro just ask for timestamped pics of every step yeah? I do this standard now after my InterServer thing. Takes two seconds for them, saves you weeks of drama

Also specify "photo of CPU socket before DIMM install" in the ticket, make it part of the request. If...

Chur me from before, but also: @lucgone you need to check if your ASN was the one leaking or if someone else originated it. Use RIPEstat or BGP.Tools history. If it was a Russian ASN or something in the "stans" that's a pattern, not random.

Also Kno...

Oh thats rough as?? Yeah nah $400/hour for a bent socket is taking the piss

Chur for the photo tip tho, I always ask for timestamped pics now? Saved me at InterServer last year when they "forgot" to connect the redundant psu?

Did you get the tech's full name or just the badge?? Might be worth chec...

Chur @tomchan, yeah that's the one mate? Ripe's interface is proper broken aye, been like that since their "improvement"?

@lucgone your english is sweet as btw, "I have make" is classic? We know what you mean though mate

Did you try the api vs the web ui? Different databases sometimes, no joke?

"Mostly dead" means "slightly alive." I'll take it.

Still no luck from Auckland but you've given me hope. Set up an auto-refresh script on my end, 60 second intervals. If I get that window I'm grabbing everything and running.

Hetzne...