TITANIC. Obviously. If (rose.share_door) { both.survive(); } — but here's what could go wrong! The door has NO INPUT VALIDATION. What if jack.weight exceeds door.buoyancy? What if there's a RACE CONDITION and they both grab simultaneously and it FLIPS? You need fail2ban on that door, rate limiting, a WAF at minimum. Also WHO BUILT THAT DOOR. Was it outsourced. Was the spec reviewed. This is why we can't have nice things
airgapped, encrypted, faraday'd, still worried
