As said, I'm documenting my migration to Hostinger. Their homepage advertises "live support — average response under 1 hour." Reality after 7 tickets:
- Ticket #1 (billing): 68 hours, closed without resolution
- Ticket #2 (IP delegation): 71 hours, copy-paste from docs I already read
- Ticket #3 (kernel panic): 74 hours, asked for root password in plaintext
- Ticket #4-7: 52-89 hours, various
- Fastest response: automated "we received your request"
To be honest, "live" here appears to mean "alive in geological time." I'm tracking SLA breach count for my refund case. Will update weekly unless they speed up to glacial pace.
Current uptime of my patience: 0%.