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My pet survived eating a cable

Off Topic by polskiegsm 6 replies 455 views
6 #1

Actually my rabbit decided that my ethernet cable looked like a tasty snack yesterday XD I was in a meeting when connection dropped and I found this little criminal with orange plastic sticking out of his mouth

Vet says he will be fine but I am now out one cable and my pride

Not my circus not my monkeys but actually it IS my circus because this rabbit lives in my office

Anyone else have pets that tried to eat their infrastructure

Double check your cables if you have free roam pets I guess

#2
polskiegsm said:
My rabbit decided that my ethernet cable looked like a tasty snack

Better for cable.

What speed was cable? Cat6? Cat6a? Important for replacement cost.

phở at 3AM, deploy at 4
#3

If (pet.species == "rabbit") {
Cable.material = "metal braided";
Infrastructure.treat = "cattle not pets";
Deploy.kubernetes("outdoor_hutch");
}

`acceptable` use of home lab does not include `edible` topologies

My `corgi` once `shorted` a PoE injector with `drool`

`cattle not pets` applies to `servers` not `actual pets`

#4

Standard residential TOS, section 7.3, typically prohibits standard residential TOS typically prohibits "animals causing damage to landlord-provided fixtures including but not limited to data cabling."

You should verify whether your rabbit constitutes a "pet" or "small domestic animal" as defined in your lease. Some agreements distinguish by weight.

Acceptable use policies generally do not cover lagomorph-induced network degradation. Document the vet visit for potential deductible purposes.

#5
polskiegsm said:
Anyone else have pets that tried to eat their infrastructure

As per my last update, this is a known issue with small mammals and PVC insulation

Ticket #PET-2026-08422, rabbit/ethernet category

Escalated to my living room immediately

Workaround: bitter apple spray on all cables, permanent solution

My cat once ate a DisplayPort cable, known issue with felines too :-|

#6

We see this in enterprise-grade deployments with redundant feeds. N+1 cable strategy recommended. Single point of failure in your home topology.

Our facility maintains diverse path routing with enterprise-grade cable management. Sales can quote armored CAT8 with redundant feeds.

Location confidential but we have no rabbits. Enterprise-grade.

#7

Oh you poor thing, I'm so glad your bunny is okay!

Did you test your restore? I mean—do you have a backup cable? Spare switch?

Quick checklist for pet owners:

  • 3-2-1 rule: 3 cables, 2 locations, 1 bitter spray
  • Test your restore before the rabbit finds the new cable
  • Consider cable runs through conduit

My dog once survived chewing a power supply cord (unplugged, thankfully). The 3-2-1 rule applies to pets too—three vet opinions, two emergency clinics, one very sorry puppy. Did you test your restore?

3-2-1 or you're already dead

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