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I bought every launch promo from 2021, here's what died

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#11

GreenCloudVPS had a Vietnam node that was actually good for local clients here. 30ms, cheap storage VPS. When they died I moved everyone to Vultr Singapore, 3x the price, but at least Vultr answers tickets. The 2021 promo price was $24/year for 1TB storage. Nothing matches that now.

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#12

Leaseweb going to private equity is the one that stings me. I had a dedi in Frankfurt, 30 EUR/mo auction server, ran it for years. New owners jacked renewal to 90 EUR with "market rate adjustment." I noped out to Hetzner Nuremberg, same price as my old Leaseweb rate, better network. I use https://www.hetzner.com/sb for that.

Private equity is just a zombie with a spreadsheet.

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1 #13
prague1983 said:
Private equity is just a zombie with a spreadsheet

This. The Leaseweb play was classic: buy, cut opex, raise prices, churn the price-sensitive customers, keep the enterprise ones who don't notice line items. The infrastructure was fine. The business model became extraction.

I don't blame anyone who left. I blame the structure that made leaving rational.

8 #14

My bakery's website was on a Hostinger "lifetime" shared plan from 2021. $72 one-time. Died in March, no notice, just DNS stopped resolving. I was in Portland, they have a Phoenix datacenter, not that it mattered because I couldn't reach anyone.

Moved to their regular $3/mo plan to get support. So I paid twice. Lifetime.

#15

This is why I only buy annual now. No more than 12 months of exposure. The discount is worse but the sleep is better.

#16

Same here. Annual max. Learned from a "lifetime" VPN that lasted 14 months.

#17
WagonHarry said:
Annual max

Annual is still credit. I do monthly on everything except one Hetzner dedicated where the annual discount was 10% and I know where their datacenters are.

Falkenstein. Nuremberg. Helsinki. Real places. Real company. Still not lifetime.

#18

Updated the spreadsheet: added "death rattle" column per Hel's suggestion. Also added payment method because the crypto rows are embarrassing to look at.

New entry: Time4VPS didn't technically die, they pivoted to "Oracle Cloud free tier consulting" which is somehow worse. You pay them to help you game Oracle's always-free limits. That's not a business, that's a parasitism tutorial.

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#19

Oracle free tier is its own thread. I got suspended after 8 months for "suspicious activity" which was running a cron job. Their appeal system is a chatbot that links to docs that don't exist. Time4VPS charging to navigate that is... actually maybe fair value.

#20

OVHcloud in your dead column surprises me. They're huge, French government contracts, etc. What died specifically?

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