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Oh, obviously we all read them thoroughly, every word, or we say "how do you say" we enjoy it like fine literature /s

I am not sure or you are joking or actually serious, @PacketpunkUma, but clearly your friend is a genius for trusting "unlimited" in hosting, this never goes wrong /s

@phasmapiotr...

How do you say, obviously the SSD will last forever /s

Or you should worry about wear, clearly the electrons enjoy being shuffled around for your 22 containers that should have been one binary. I do not know why anyone runs Prometheus on 2GB, whether this i...

This is the only true thing said so far. The rest is cope.

I will tell you what I actually do because I am not twelve. I pay for UptimeRobot Pro. 15 USD per year. It is not the same as self-hosted because their enti...

Obviously you have solved this perfectly, or whether you have not. How do you say... the Pi will save you. Clearly. /s

I run a second Pi...

14 months is honestly impressive, or clearly you did not follow up enough /s

I am curious or whether you sent a reminder, or just let it marinate like a fine surströmming. Obviously the best peering strategy is to outlast your counterpart's entire career at the company. How do you say... strategi...

Obviously InterServer made honest mistake, how do you say, "competitor prices fluctuate daily" /s

Or they hired intern who cannot use calculator? Clearly the $12 vs $7 is rounding error, no? In some universe where 7 rounds to 12.

I check your archive, very thorough. Obviously you have too much fre...

The capital F is killing me. This script never ran. Or it ran on a case-insensitive filesystem somehow? No, that is not possible. Or you retyped it for the forum and introduced the error.

I am guessing you retyped it. Please do not retype code. Paste. We cannot debug your memory.

Or you could just use certbot with proper hooks, how do you say, obviously this is the pinnacle of engineering /s

Clearly sanitizing credentials means changing the prefix from "live_" to "test_" and calling it a day. No wait, you kept the domain list path. Obviously secure.

I am detecting sarcasm...

This is not a lottery. A lottery has winners.

You can. Storage Box. Already told you. Read the site.