PollosHenry

Oh this is good (actually back in my day (2019) we just used smokeping (version 2.7.3) and didnt trust anyone's page)

My favorite is "elevated error rates" which actually means (if you dig into their API (not the page (the actual json endpoint))) their load balancer is returning 502s to like 40% of...

One afternoon if you have nothing. I have 42 services. My last migration took three weekends and I still found a MariaDB table I'd missed six weeks later.

The real cost isn't the €2.50. It's the time.

Valid concern. I sourced jasmine rice from a NZ importer who provides batch test certificates. Not perfect but better than supermarket mystery brands.

Glass. Lock & Lock glass with silic...

Actually (and this is important (back in my day (2019) we used PorkBun (version 2.1.3) and similar (actually they were called "handshake" marketplaces then))) the auto-renewal trap predates modern platforms. I had a.io on a site (I forget which (maybe it was Sedo (no, it was Afternic (actually neith...

Back in my day (2019, actually (which feels like both yesterday and approximately three centuries ago)) I started meal prepping. Actually it was January 2025 when I committed to identical lunches: rice, black beans, chicken thigh, salsa verde. Same container. Same 12:30 timing. I tracked everything...

Actually Contabo had a pricing page (back in my day, 2019 (when they were still called Contabo Hosting (not to be confused with Contabo Cloud (which was the premium brand (RIP 2021))))) where you could lock the rate if you clicked through from a specific referrer. I used `wget` (version 1.20.3, the...

Actually back in my day (2019 (ancient history now)) I recommended this little host called Contabo on here... they had these cPanel licenses bundled (version 72 I think (maybe 74)) and everyone said 'oh henry knows his stuff' well guess what happened in 2020 (you already know (everyone knows))

Anyw...

Actually (and this is the thing) I saw them too (at a festival (bonnaroo 2019 (the app was buggy (back in my day we used paper schedules (actually 2019 not that long ago)))))) and they were fine but the sound was muddy because the wind (you know how it is) and my actual best show was a high school b...

This. I ran the numbers on Contabo's v6-only VPS4 plan vs my KnownHost box and the savings were like €3/month. For that I get to babysit two bills, two control panels, and pray Oracle doesn't kill the free tier again like they almost did in 2023...