I'll start! My nephew asked me what "clock speed" means because he only knows ARM cores by their marketing names. I started explaining actual MHz and he looked at me like I was talking about steam engines. Then he said "no cap the M4 Max is bussin" and I had to urban dictionary three words in one sentence.
Meanwhile I learned that libvirt-python 9.x is officially deprecated and I felt my soul leave my body. I've got automation scripts from 2019 that will need rewrites. The Ampere Altra still runs circles around most x86 at insane value per watt though!
Anyone else get hit by generational whiplash lately?