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Requesting a simple PHP version bump

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#1

Support ticket diary

Day 1: ask Hetzner for php 8.2 bump
They say "we escalate" wey
Day 2: nothing?
Day 3: "still with tier 2" wey.
Day 4: I post in forum
Day 5: FIXED in two hours wey

Same company
Different speed when public wey
Make u think!

declarative or death
#2

Actually this is Standard procedure for BudgetHosting, oder?

Internal ticket system versus Public relations priority. The Incentive structure changes when Reputation risk enters the Equation.

I documented same Pattern with InterServer last Year. ThreeWeeks via Email. TwoHours after ForumPost.

Not a Bug. A Feature of their Workflow.

two disks down, still serving
#3

1. This thread is useful
2. Let me document my similar experience
A) Hostinger
B) PHP 8.1 request
C) Timeline:
I) Ticket: 11 days
Ii) Forum post: 4 hours
Iii) Resolution: confirmed
3. Patterns observed
A) Private channel = slow
B) Public channel = fast
C) Not universal but common
4. Recommendations
A) Document everything
B) Escalate strategically
C) Keep records for future reference

#4

"we escalate" = black hole
"still with tier 2" = one guy in a basement
"forum post" = CEO wakes up

Here we go again

grabs popcorn, checks /r/drama
#5

Same with me in Vultr bro.

We make a test: ticket vs forum
Ticket: 9 days no answer
Forum: 1 day FIXED!

Is very good when work but the system is broken
They need to make internal same speed

I love when community help but hate when need shame to fix

ping so high I wave back
#6

Fun little project: I automated the escalation

#!/bin/bash
# post-to-forum.sh
# runs after ticket day 3

curl -X POST hostpeers.com \
  -d "subject=PHP bump stuck" \
  -d "body=Ticket #$1 pending ${2} days"

It actually works

Three hosts now. Same pattern. Public pressure beats private patience.

works on my bench ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#7

Which PHP version did Hostinger finally give you?

#8

Three hosts? Which ones, or you're not naming them

#9

Same thing happened to me with a mysql bump.

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