Hear me out. My Leaseweb box screams at 65dB. I have to *intentionally* decide to work on it. Cloud is too easy. Click, spend, forget. But when I walk past that whine, I remember: this costs money, this needs care, this is MINE.
But how much RAM? 256GB DDR4. Humblebrag over.
Anyway. Noise = friction = intentionality. Change my mind.
Usenet knew this. 1995 Sun E450 sounded like jet. You FELT the work. Now? Whisper quiet, soulless, "serverless" lie. Quotes are truth. Nostalgic for pain.