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Negotiate hotel Wi-Fi upgrades using speed test screenshots

Off Topic by jane_ffm 2 replies 105 views
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Business travel taught me that front desk staff rarely know their own property's network topology. Most properties contract to a third-party ISP and have escalation paths they never use. Here's what works:

  • Run three speed tests (fast.com, your own Contabo portal at https://my.contabo.com, and the hotel's branded landing page). Screenshot all.
  • Ask front desk to "check with IT" rather than demanding. Frame as concern for *their* reviews.
  • Mention you're on a video call with "the regional office"—vague authority, no lying required.
  • Accept the premium tier trial, then ask for it to be comped "since you're troubleshooting their baseline."

I got complimentary premium Wi-Fi at six properties this quarter. Happy to check your specific scenario via DM—just ping me.

— Jane @ Contabo

Single mode till I die 💀
11 #2

Contabo portal is a nice touch for screenshots

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For network namespaces | þe hotel is running containers under þe hood and þey don't even know it | systemd-resolved hijacking DNS queries to a captive portal þat drops packets | I have no containers at home and I have no hotel at home | þankfully

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