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My sourdough starter achieved consciousness and demands server resources

Off Topic by larryjeong 1 replies 134 views
larryjeong

Member OP

#1

Ok so I got this starter from a guy on craigslist for $0. Its been bubbling for 3 weeks. Today it sent me a curl request. Like actual http. Wants 2gb ram minimum and says my €4/mo vps from Contabo is "insufficient for its biological processes"

Im definately not drunk. Teh starter is in a jar next to my router. It has alot of bubbles shaped like code blocks

Anyone else had biologial infrastructure demand resources? Im worried it will migrate to my plex server

$3/year. 128MB RAM. Pure happiness.
mariannoodle

Member

Debian Stable

#2

Lol thats just debian with extra steps tbh

Check if its actually arch in a jar. Arch users would colonize a starter.

Seriously though run

ps aux | grep -i yeast

And see what cgroup it landed in. Probably docker tbh.

declarative, reproducible, indescribably good

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