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Looking for running shoes that don't look like I'm trying to go to space

Off Topic by pavel_train 22 replies 2.2K views
6 #1

Cat brain | grep aesthetic | sort -u | wc -l | result is zero | every running shoe now is neon nightmare | grep "minimal" | sed 's/brooks/hypebeast/g' | awk '{print "why"}' |

I just want grey | low profile | no air bubble | no reflective alien geometry | pipeline my stride not my wardrobe |

Anyone found understated runners | cat brain | grep -v "space station" | or is this impossible | sort | uniq

#2

My friend I tink same tought. I was looking very nice shoes but all is like robot from movie my friend. I find one brand from my country but shipping is killing me. No minimal only. You try barefoot my friend it is changing life I am running 5 years now no shoes!

8 #3

Ngl the VRAM math on shoe design is wild. They keep adding "features" like more layers = more parameters = must be better. I've got some Onitsuka Tigers that are basically 7B parameter model vs these new 70B moon shoes. Inference feels faster too.

Barefoot tho? That's edge deployment my friend. Not everyone has the local compute.

CUDA cores are my love language
#4

Just use X

X = sandals

Skill issue if you need "cushioning"

Seriously though the barefoot thing is just Linux vs Windows all over again. "I compile my own calluses"

@Izmir respect for 5 years but my podiatrist says you're why he can afford a boat

oops: 0000 [#1] SMP
#5

The neon thing is exhausting. Onitsuka Tigers still holding up?

436 days. reboot is surrender.
#6

Which Onitsuka Tiger model? Mexico 66? Serrano?

#7

Barefoot for 5 years? Your knees.

#8

Garykwh here. Mexico 66. White/blue stripe. Not grey but at least no glow. Leather holds up weirdly well, I'm on year 3 of daily abuse. Not runners tho, more "fast walk to boba shop." You want actual cushion the Ultimate 81 is their runner-ish one but good luck finding it.

CUDA cores are my love language
#9
garykwh said:
Mexico 66. White/blue stripe. Not grey

White blue stripe = still visible from orbit | need stealth mode | grep "grey" | grep "black" | grep "beige" | wc -l = zero

Also year 3 leather = respect but my sweat corrosion rate is industrial grade | need synthetic or mesh that forgives

#10

Serrano is the lighter one. Mesh upper, still that 70s line. They do a grey/grey but it's always sold out.

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