haroldgsm
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Grumpy Old Sysadmin
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Self-hosted: Uptime Kuma works in 256MB. Or just run a cron job to curl yourself and scream into the void. Mark my words, you'll spend more time maintaining the monitor than the server. The race to the bottom continues.
IPv4, IRC, and irssi — fight me
Doug
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New Jersey
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I did it 4free with cron and discord man no kuma no gatus just bash 2day heres the thing it pings itself and if dead it screams 2 ur webhook 4ever working no ram issue
grabs popcorn, checks /r/drama
SingaporeRep
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Benchmark Addict
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@dancore config or it didn't happen
My GreenCloudVPS $10/year bench for reference:
CPU: Intel E5-2680 v2 @ 2.80GHz
1-core: 823
Disk: 287 MB/s read, 194 MB/s write
Network: 480 Mbit to NY, 220 Mbit to EU
512MB, 10GB disk. Kuma runs fine. But curious about your cron setup. I use https://healthchecks.io for that.
fio, iperf, geekbench. results or gtfo.