Ten years piping tickets into /dev/null and I am done. EOF. The SRE role at Hetzner wants me. More money, sure, but culture feels like redirecting my whole identity. Pipe me your truths.
| sysadmin: touch broken thing, fix broken thing
| SRE: touch nothing, observe everything, let automation handle the rest
| my fear: I become the thing I redirect. EOF.
Anyone make this jump? Did you get piped into happiness or /dev/null? EOF.
/dev/null: full of good ideas