Needed to migrate a service off failing hardware. Provider advertised "instant setup, 15 minutes max." Paid with BTC for same-hour deployment.
72 hours later: online. Reason given: "manual fraud check on cryptocurrency payment."
Transparency note: my error budget for this migration was 4 hours. I burned 1800% of it. No blameless postmortem possible when the vendor won't acknowledge the delay pattern.
Compensation offered: $5 service credit. My invoice: $89/month.
Requesting escalation. Will update with transparency on resolution.