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tommatei79 1mo ago

Your status page is always green · General Discussion

nate_pad said:
I was not sure if I was being dumb

You are not dumb. The system is designed to make you doubt yourself. Green page, check your router, check your DNS, check your ISP. By the time you prove it is them, the incident is over and the page still says green. The dumb thing is trus...

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tommatei79 2mo ago

Your status page is always green · General Discussion

Status pages are pipelines | cat marketing | grep lies | sort -u | wc -l | the output is always green | their "degraded" threshold is 50% packet loss | you had 49% | grep insight | sed 's/green/red/' | they wont