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Nossa, I calculate this for my house too but nossa! Here electricity is expensive, caramba! I don't think it is not cheaper no? Maybe if I run solar but this is more money. You are lucky mano

Nossa PetraSuper, 3 days is not instant kkkk. But I feel you, my friend. I was on Vultr once, they said instant... took 12 hours. Caramba!

But I don't leave too, nossa. Price is good, support answers... not fast, but answers. We are all a little lazy, não é? Kkkk

I think "instant" means "we don't...

I am reading the status pages for three years now, caramba! The providers think we are not seeing the patterns, nossa! But we see.

"Scheduled maintenance" at 3AM on sunday = they are not having redundancy, kkkk. "Degraded performance" for six hours = someone kicked the cable and they don't know whe...

Caramba, I check now my cat photo monitoring. UptimeRobot says 99.87% for 30 days. I pay for 99.99% at Contabo Sao Paulo.

But you know what? My boss sees green. Green is 99.87% or 99.99%, green is green. I am not telling him.

Kkkkkk this thread is too honest for me, I will go back to make dashboar...

Caramba, five nines for my things!! Nossa!!

I pay for 99.999% but my application is cat photos kkkkk

Is not critical but my boss dont know this, he thinks is very important

Kkkkkk the monitoring page is very beautiful with green, this is what he looks, not the SLA

I think real need is 99% but we...

89 days, nice. I was about to suggest the same thing tallinnying did but worse.

I just use `bgpq4` to build prefix lists and stare at `show ip bgp` until the pattern clicks. No boxes, no lines, just vibes.

This is the re...

Contabo "unmetered" in Sao Paulo location is 200 Mbps throttled after 32 TB. I asked support in Portuguese, they admitted in email. Honest but slow.

Same price but keep client longer = more money long run. This I understand

But cPanel git feature, Hostinger, is pain. I try teach client, client teach me patience

Caramba! Six months zero incidents? Nossa thats beautiful

But I bet one client found the loophole no? They always do

I tried same with brazil clients, one figured out ssh to server direct, "just fix typo fast"

Double negation: never not happens

Caramba! I did this same dance last year but nossa, my replacement card came with firmware from some chinese storage array I never heard of, not LSI at all, the sas address was all wrong and I couldnt figure why none of my drives showed up, not even in the bios, I thought I was going crazy

Double n...