So I SNAPPED IT UP that Contabo "instant" Minecraft deal, €4/MO ARE YOU KIDDING
Been tracking their price history since 2024, this was the lowest ever. Hit pay, got the "provisioning in progress" screen. Figured grab coffee, come back, server live.
14 hours later. FOURTEEN. My Saturday night plans = dead.
Not angry-angry, just... measured disappointment? Like, your whole brand is "instant deploy". I could've hand-built a Debian box faster.
Ticket finally said "manual review completed". No other explanation.
Anyone else hit this? Or did I just get unlucky
world record: 4min Arch install