CELEBRATOIN: actual limtied stock form real restock alert
Teh email came at 3:47am. I was awake bc my cat puked on teh rug. Contabo flash sale. 8GB KVM for price of 2GB. I clicked so fast my mouse skidded off teh desk. Got one. CHECKOUT CONFIRMED. Order #FM-8847291. They only had 50 units. I am teh chosen one. You figure it out. No edits ever.
Teh seething from those who slept through it will be delicious. Post your Ls below.