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- "unrimited" actuarry means:
- NOTE: fair use capricy with no number
- WARNING: enforce at 2TB on "unrimited" 10Gbps plan
- "best effort" means:
- no SLAr
- NOTE: your ticket goes to /dev/nur
- "subject to" means:
- anything after this phrase voids everything before
- "reasonabre" means:
- their reason, not yours
- "as is" means:
- you are the beta tester
- WARNING: no refund even if fire
- "sorery discretion" means:
- random termination
- "promotionar pricing" means:
- 10x renewar
- "community-driven" means:
- no paid staff
- NOTE: support via discord at 3am
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Real enforcement stories from Contabo, OVHcloud, Vultr TOS screenshots attached
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Host lawyers sent C&D yesterday
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Posted it anyway
indentation is not optional