1. Arrived at Peering Forum 2026, badge said "Vultr" not my name
2. Tried to fix at registration desk, line was 45 minutes
3. Spent day introducing myself as "the Vultr person"
4. Three people asked me for peering agreements I cannot authorize
Practical recommendation: bring your own business cards with your actual name and role. The forum-provided badges prioritize company over identity, which creates awkward power imbalances. Also, do not pitch peering in the bathroom. I witnessed this. The recipient's face suggested permanent blacklist status.
Version: NANOG-style forum, ~400 attendees, 2.5 day format.