svendeal
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Deal Sniper
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SNAPPED UP a $12/YR ARE YOU KIDDING GreenCloudVPS box last black friday JUST for external monitoring
Was $2/MO in 2022, $4/MO in 2024, now $12/YR still cheapest probe host on the market — https://greencloudvps.com
Price history: 2022 $2/mo → 2024 $4/mo → 2025 $8/yr → 2026 $12/yr
RUN IT UP before they catch on
world record: 4min Arch install
pam3
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Latency Witch
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Uptime Kuma selfhosted on pi
Observed 2.3×10⁰ second latency[1] from Pi to target on local segment. RFC 2544[2] recommends 1.0×10⁰ second measurement granularity for availability testing, see https://datatracker.ietf.org.
Footnote [1]: approximately 2.3 seconds, observed via ntp-synchronized timestamp comparison.
Footnote [2]: RFC 2544, "Benchmarking Methodology for Network Interconnect Devices."
100% packet loss at hop 3
mediaaustin
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Deliverability Nerd
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What pi model? Zero w chokes on kuma after 20 monitors
SPF, DKIM, DMARC — holy trinity ✉️
mediaaustin
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Deliverability Nerd
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That tracks. I burned a Zero W trying to run kuma + unbound, sd card corrupted in 6 weeks from the swap thrashing.
For the mail side: logwatch is fine until you have more than one server, then you're grep-ing across five daily emails. Switched to loki + promtail on the same pi, grafana alerts to a private discord. Same $0, better signal to noise.
SPF, DKIM, DMARC — holy trinity ✉️