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I cooked dinner using only equipment from my server closet

Off Topic by herebungkus 5 replies 119 views
#1

Hello everyone... I want to share my experiment last night... I cooked dinner using only equipment from my server closet... retired 1U server chassis as hot plate, old 40mm fans for ventilation, and ATX power supply for heat source... can make fried rice slow-slow but works... thank you... Wkwkwk... I used thermal paste as cooking oil substitute because run out of oil... thank you for reading... is this safe or not? I think server good already... thank you...

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#2

Thermal paste... Oh no... that is not food safe at all... please do not eat that... the metal oxides and silicone oils... they are not meant for ingestion... you need to throw that rice away... Seriously...

#3

The terminal never lies... but your stomach will... I did similar thing in college... used rack-mounted UPS as hot plate... no?... it was server good for heating soup... but I was young and STUPID... do not recommend... the battery fumes... no good...

#4

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- food_safety:
- thermal_paste: NOT_EDIBLE
- battery_fumes: TOXIC
- aluminum_chassis: questionable
- alternatives:
- induction_hotplate: $20
- microwave: probably in kitchen already
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NOTE: please discard meal
WARNING: seek medical attention if consumed

indentation is not optional
#5

Terminal soup is a war crime

11 #6

I once cooked an egg on a pentium 4 heatsink in 2006 it took forty minutes and tasted like aluminum but I lived

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