The ticket said... "refunds are processed within 5-7 business days per section 14.3 of our Terms."
Day 0: Requested cancellation and refund. Automated response.
Day 1: Human confirmation. "Finance team notified."
Day 3: Follow-up. No response.
Day 5: Second follow-up. "Escalated."
Day 7: Third follow-up. "Finance team is backlogged."
Day 9: Threatened chargeback. Immediate human attention.
Day 11: Refund posted.
The ticket said... on day 9... "we value your patience and would like to offer a 30% credit to remain."
I declined. The refund arrived.
I document this not for drama but for calibration. CloudCone's finance team is not backlogged. They are understaffed and prioritising retention over processing.