Woke up, checked email, pipe'd coffee straight into my face. Contabo sent a bill that redirected my will to live. 3.2TB "overage" because I left a public mirror on the wrong vhost and some CDN decided I was now the primary source for a ubuntu derivative I never heard of.
| bill amount: $4,847
| my quarterly budget: $5,000
| remaining: $153
| emotional state: /dev/null
I had redirect rules. They were there. Somewhere. Probably got pipe'd into the wrong chain when I rebuilt nginx last month. Didn't even get a soft limit warning, just the hard invoice. EOF