Right then, hot take time: backups are admission of failure.
If your infra's proper immutable, you don't need backups. You just redeploy. Cattle not pets, yeah? I've been running Hostinger nodes for eighteen months without a single backup job. Chef re-runs, stateless containers, boom — fresh host in four minutes.
I know, I know. "But Lee, what about the database?" If you're still hand-cuddling a Postgres install in 2026, that's on you. Managed or replicated. The backup is the architecture.
Cheers lads